Thursday, July 9, 2009

Weddings and Dildos

Over the next two days, the Sports Bar will be hosting a rehearsal dinner, a dildo party, and karaoke. Lucky me, I will be there for all of the fun as I am working doubles on both days.

All I can hope is that I will be leaving Saturday night having been blessed with good tips given by people who know how to act appropriately in public...OK, I guess I'll settle for good tips. Oh, and that the tone-deaf lady doesn't show up and want to sing the whole Gwen Stefani catalouge.

Still too much to ask for? How about just getting out of there before I fall asleep on the bar despite the karaoke, which almost happened last time I tried to work these two double shifts back to back.

1 comment:

SkippyMom said...

I am almost afraid to ask if the dildo party is what I think it is? The sex toy party thing they usually have in private homes? [I don't mind them...but] I find it hard to believe someone thinks this is a good idea to have in a public place? Do y'all have private rooms, perhaps?

That should be fun. ;P